Look, dogs are great, and they are a great gift for your girlfriend, if they love dogs.  But, it’s kind of a one shot gift that you give to your girlfriend when you not living with her, so you don’t have to walk it in the dead of winter.  That’s why flowers are so great, I got into a “misunderstanding” with my girlfriend, and didn’t really know what to do.  I bought some flowers and left them on our kitchen counter.  Took off for a couple of hours, she came home from work, saw the flowers and things were back to normal.  This is why it is so great that women love flowers, and that’s why they are a man’s best friend.

I learned about flowers from my father when I was just a kid. Mothers day was around the corner and he asked me what I was going to get my mother.  I said that I would make her something in school.  He told me that was lame, and it would only take me so far in life.  He drove me over to the local florist, and told me to pick out some Mothers day flowers, which I did.  He said that no matter what kind of women and girls entered my life, buy them flowers and more times than not, I’ll be good to go.  He was right.